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Do you want

Do we really have

Do you know how

Is it be possible

Will I manage

to sleep with

to find

to eat

to buy

to show me

to look like

to stand

to get in

Gerard Depardieu


a pair of frog legs            

good cheese

the Eiffel Tower

a genuine Parisian      

my wife

my pants

in your widest dreams?

to cover the smell?                  

while drinking red wine?

without speaking French?            

right after breakfast?

without being too arrogant?                                          

when my mother-in-law is around?                                      

after eating 300 croissants?

? (nothing)

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