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25 ways to tell someone has been at College too long!!!

  1. You consider McDonald's "real food"
  2. You actually like doing laundry at home
  3. 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
  4. It starts getting late on the weeknights
  5. Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
  6. You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
  7. You'd rather clean than study
  8. "Oh #$%^ how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
  9. Computer Solitaire is more than a game, it's a way of life
  10. You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
  11. You know the pizza boy by name
  12. You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
  13. You live for getting mail (E-mail included)
  14. Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
  15. Prank phone calls become funny again
  16. It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
  17. World War III could take place and you'd be clueless
  18. You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
  19. Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
  20. Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
  21. You find out milk crates had so many uses
  22. Wal-mart is the coolest store
  23. The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
  24. You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long
  25. Your 5 year student e-mail account expired

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